Canada, How To Catch A Polar Bear

 

To catch a polar bear is a very simple process that requires just two items, an ice saw along with a can of green peas. Finding a spot on a solid piece of ice, cut a circular hole in it a little bigger than the size of the polar bear you want to catch.

 

Break up the cut out ice and while it is floating away, line the circle around the hole with the green peas.

Find a hiding spot and be patient. The green peas will eventually attract a polar bear.

 

 

When it arrives and starts to eat the peas, quickly but quietly run up from behind and kick it in the ice hole.